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i call it…the lance

i call it…the lance

megablaziken:

I love how you can cancel a Pokemon’s evolution by pressing B like how would that work in real life do you just scream “NO” as your Pokémon starts to evolve and it complies out of fear

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

drink a martini n then put the glass up yr bhole

how do i flirt wihth people. give me a ‘how to flirt for dummies’ guidebook. how doi tell if ppl are being nice or flirting. how do i tell when its ok to kiss girls on the mouth and put flowers in their hair and sing them songs from wicked and then float away dramatically

JJJENNEH

if you lived out here in LA I would totally be down to hang because I TOO suffer from not enough platonic affection

*stretches arm like elastigirl across the US 2 give u a hug*

jenny from that american dad clip reminds me so much of my mom even down to her hairstyle

kyoko-sakura:

vampirequeen:

im reading a manga and inSTEAD OF MCDONALDS ITS SAYS MOCBNALDS I CANT BSTOP LAUGH ???? MOCBNALDS


i’ll see your mocbnalds and raise you a wacnordo

kyoko-sakura:

vampirequeen:

im reading a manga and inSTEAD OF MCDONALDS ITS SAYS MOCBNALDS I CANT BSTOP LAUGH ???? MOCBNALDS

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i’ll see your mocbnalds and raise you a wacnordo

i want to kiss all girls

stretch marks are really cool feeling and cool looking idc if thinking that makes me weird i like my stretch marks

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