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localnativityscene:

[DJ voice] this song goes out to everyone who let me copy off of their algebra homework

coelasquid:

I found out that if you give your tomato plant adequate water and fertilizer you run the risk of it never flowering because consistently comfortable conditions convince the plant that there is no environmental pressure to spread and reproduce.

You can literally be a helicopter tomato parent and grow a spoiled directionless manchild tomato plant.

skeletonmeme:

decode their text messages for “txt speak” slang used by SKELETONS

  • LOL - lots of legbones
  • SMH - skeletons murdering humans
  • FYI - forget your insides! (and become a skeleton)
  • WTF - waxing the fibula
  • OMG - outta my grave
  • FFS - for friendly skeletons

underthe-corktree:

the calendar says september but my soul says Halloween

hakushokuwaisei:

spacepetals:

it amazes me how fast misinformation spreads i bet there’s a really nice stochastic model of it

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michaelsexford:

what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that

queen-loki-crystalrose:

Okay so I’m seriously curious for my asexual best friend. Can you please reblog this post if you are asexual, grey-ace, demisexual, or anywhere on the asexual spectrum

Please reblog AND like this post if you’re also sex-repulsed

izamikas:

swarnpert:

white lips, pale face, im gay, outer space

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cokosfunhouse:

i’ll only make a couple of characters and they’ll all have something important to do with each others plot!

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thiscolourblue:

spicewitch:

RADICAL

Neptune sounds like a pitched up version of Cr1tiKal 

larvalhex:

"Howl’s Moving Castle"-2004

larvalhex:

"Howl’s Moving Castle"-2004