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rexuality:

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

hollandmartinn:

r0ki:

thatrockerdude:

chabothedino:

cryforce:

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • think of me
  • Don’t fall in
  • I’ll alert the media
  • Good luck
  • Have fun
  • Mention my name and you’ll get a good seat

trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

thesylverlining:

sublimemichael:

my anaconda don’t want none unless you got 

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hun

still not tired of this

5 hours ago1,031,306 plays

oakenbabes:

ugh aoba seragaki never went to college and now he has five boyfriends three of which give him a free place to live and support him financially i think the lesson here is to drop out of college dye my hair blue get a talking fluffy purse dog and work at a junk shop until i’m 23 and wait for the sugar daddies to come pouring in

6 hours ago31,199 plays

vinegod:

If people actually explained their road rage by Josh Peck

6 hours ago104,856 plays

unclefather:

birds…hacked
public bathroom….hacked
electric toothbrush….hacked